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The Lowest Quality Site on the Web, And It's Here for You!
Hey! Where are you going? Don't run off. It's not really low quality. I only say that because of low self-esteem. Pay it no mind. Fear not. You may actually be impressed with something here. So look around, have some pie and keep off the furniture.
Check out my discussion board. It rules! Well, not really.
Paintings and Fan Art
There will be links to sites with plenty of LotR paintings by such artists as John Howe, Ted Nasmith, and a bunch of others whose names escape me right now. I have installed a paintings section with a few paintings and a fan art section. Enjoy.
News
The big difference in this site from most others is in news. Yes, most of the images found here will be found on at least three of the pages on my links page, but here there is something special. You may be visiting some other site and finding some newly released image and saying, "Hmm. That's cool, but if only it were bigger..." or, "If only that were lighter and sharper..." or even, "That's neat, but if only I could see it on a Lord of the Rings website with a title which relates to the Usual Suspects which has absolutely nothing to do with LotR and doesn't make sense for a title..." Well, it just so happens that you can find any of those things here. This site is known for my cleaning up and "fixing" of images. How Often I'll Post News
Since all anyone cares aboot is really interesting movie news, I'm only going to put really interesting news here. Examples of this would be new cast members/images/trailers/etc. After all, I'm only getting my news from other sites, and they're all on my links page. The difference is that my images are usually better. If you've missed any news, you can visit my archives page to find it, or scroll down a bit on the main page and see if it's there.
I will always leave up the last few articles that have been posted after the newest one. This way you shouldn't miss anything. But, just in case you do, you can find it in the archives.
You can send in your fan art by emailing me. I'll be glad to post your fan art for you. Whether it's a rendering or a scan of something you did, send it in. I'll post it in the fan art section and here so people notice your fine work.
Got news? Send it in!
Other Stuff
This site has links to other things, too. There is a link to "The Usual Suspects" (the greatest movie ever made). The other things I can't think of right now, so you'll just have to find them yourself. If there is something I'm missing that you think should be here, feel free to let me know by e-mailing me. To do so, just click on the Dave link below. Just tell me the source of what I'm missing. I know I can't trust you to send me attachments because you're all crazy, and want to take over the world, and eat precious children. I mean, who in their right mind would visit a site like this? You'd have to be crazy! This place SUCKS! By the way, if you couldn't pick up the sarcasm there, you must leave now. Unless of course you are under the age of 10 and don't have all those skills yet. If you have new pictures that you yourself or someone you know has taken and you are the only one who has them, then by all means, send them to me.
Dave
Trailer Images
There is a very large collection of trailer images here in my image gallery. Be sure to check that out. I've also provided links to sites where you can download the trailer or view it frame by frame.
Links
There will be plenty of great links to official and unofficial LotR sites in my links page. You can also link to this page using the banners on the Link to Us page. To prove I ain't lyin' aboot all the links, here's a link to my favorite movie page. Check out the discussion boards in this place. They rule! Ignore anything that idiot, Keyser Soze says, though. He speaks only lies and eats only children. Ha! You get it? I'm Keyser Soze! You get it? See? That's a joke! Ha ha ha! That's funny! You get it? That's a joke. That's humour. You see? Funny! Okay, I'll stop now. Here's the link.
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